all that said,

i am working on getting my goddamn life in order. i am 25 goddamn years old. i want a master’s before i’m 30. hell, maybe even a phd someday. i need to quit wasting my life doing shit that is unimportant, like watching every episode ever of desperate housewives or taking another goddamn nap. if you had told me 10 years ago that where i am right now is where i would be 10 years down the road, i probably would have punched you. quit fucking off, kyle. do some goddamn shit with yourself. get a real job or go back to school. quit being a fat, lazy jerk. quit living on microwave pizza and pierogies. the end.